Posts Tagged ‘Girl Gaming’

Leveling Your Girlfriend – How Relationships Are Like MMO’s

This was simply to funny to pass up. It’s from Reddit’s “WoW” subreddit.

Levelling a girlfriend is, in many ways like levelling in an MMORPG, like World of Warcraft for example. At first you start off with small simple tasks or ‘quests’ that you carry out in a safe and relatively danger free zone. These ‘quests’ can be something simple like gathering plants or flowers, and returning them to the quest giver (your girlfriend) in return for small, token rewards, occasionally a few silver or a small trinket or bracelet. Often these quests will grant ‘reputation’ with your chosen faction which, again, can be turned in at a later date for huge rewards in return for your diligent service.

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WoW Girls Are Raw

WoW Girls are Raw

“Fuck this guy. Seriously FUCK HIM”
“What a complete asshole”
“You have got to be fucking kidding me”
“Sapped…..feared……feared again…..FUCK ME”

Arena can turn even the nicest church going girls into seafaring pirates from Captain Jack Sparrow’s ship. I have a love hate relationship with arena and I think the feeling is mutual amongest most of its visitors. It brings a pure adrenaline rush like no other aspect in the World of Warcraft.

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Keeping Your Panties On; The Guide to Online Etiquette

Keeping You Panties On; Etiquette in Online Games - Image by Max Kor

As a female gamer in a mostly male-dominated community, I learned quickly to adapt to testosterone-charged conversations and debates on just how hot Megan Fox’s ass really is. Fortunately – albeit after a few misguided photos – I ended up creating a thorough list of dos and don’ts when it comes to the correct etiquette for a feminine player of virtual bad-assery. For me, the last 9 years have been filled with MUDs, MMOs, console RPGs, and – I am ashamed to say – horribly written fan fiction. I’d like to think I am an expert on female behavior in the gaming world, yet I still find myself amazed by the complete slut-tasticness of some of the girls I come across.

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